EMAIL GUIDELINES

I value your feedback and enjoy hearing from my readers. Before you use your valuable time writing apathetic-usa.com an email, however, please note the following:

1. Like everyone else, I only have so many hours in the day to answer email. While I would prefer to respond personally and quickly to every email I receive, the increasing volume of correspondence does not make this possible. Therefore, I do not respond to threatening, obscene or completely negative (i.e., nothing but criticism) emails. This permits me to spend more time doing something constructive, like corresponding with people who understand and appreciate what I do.

2. Emails that contain threats will be reported to the appropriate law enforcement agencies as well as your Internet Service Provider.

3. If you are of the rabid, foaming-at-the-mouth Bush-hating, anti-Iraq War, ill-educated, and econ101-challenged variety, and just feel that you have to vent, save your keyboard, as I rarely read beyond the first sentence before sending them where they belong, the trash bin. If you do not like my position on the Marxist Barrack Hussein Obama, it will not do you any good in venting to me, I already know the facts and WHAT this guy really stands for. If you're one of the 9/11 conspiracy wackos, and you feel you just have to tell me it's all Bush's fault, sorry I do not read the National Enquirer nor am I a comic book fanatic, and I send these idiotic responses straight to the trash bin.

IF YOU ARE WRITING TO ASK ME TO GIVE BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA A CHANCE AND SOME RESPECT, AND THAT WE NOW ALL OF A SUDDEN HAVE TO STOP ALL OF THIS PARTISANSHIP AND START THE HEALING PROCESS....WELL, I WILL AFFORD THE SAME RESPECT AND BIPARTISANSHIP AS YOU LIBERAL LEFTISTS HAVE GIVEN PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH FOR THE PAST 8 YEARS!

4. I will not respond to requests for citations, links to news articles, quotes or other information that is widely available on the Internet, television or your local library. Please do your own research.

5. If you send email with attachments and I do not know you, I will delete your email unread and unopened. This is due to viruses and spy ware.

6. Like members of Congress, I don't respond to "form emails" that are clearly generated from the same source. If you can't think of an original way to express yourself, don't expect a response.

7. I reserve the right to publish your email in full or excerpted in any form we deem appropriate -- so don't send anything you wouldn't want your mother to see in print.

8. Still here? Great! I look forward to hearing from you.

 

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